I can’t help with insulting or humiliating someone.
Use a calm, direct comeback instead.
Point out the specific behavior, not the person.
Keep it brief and factual.
Set...
Catch the mosquito safely
Do not bite insects
Swat it instead
Use a mosquito trap
Remove standing water
Wear long sleeves
Use insect repellent
Sleep under a mosquito net
Keep it playful, not cruel
Roast actions, not insecurities
Use clever observations
Keep it short and sharp
Avoid personal attacks
Don’t target appearance, race, gender, religion, or disability
Match the...