Choose a plain sweater as the base
Gather tacky decorations like felt, pom-poms, tinsel, ribbons, bells, and glitter
Pick a loud color scheme with clashing reds, greens, golds, and whites
Cut out holiday shapes such as trees, snowmen, stockings, reindeer, and stars
Arrange decorations in an intentionally crowded and mismatched layout
Glue, sew, or pin the decorations onto the sweater
Add oversized elements like a bow, mini ornaments, or a plush toy
Attach garland, fake snow, or tinsel around the neckline, sleeves, or hem
Include a silly phrase or holiday pun with fabric paint or iron-on letters
Mix patterns and textures for a chaotic look
Add blinking lights if allowed and safe
Let everything dry or set completely before wearing
Wear it with confidence