1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup ketchup
1–2 tbsp sweet pickle relish
1 tbsp rice vinegar (or white vinegar)
1 tbsp sugar
1 tbsp hot sauce (optional)
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp onion powder
1/2 tsp paprika
Salt and black pepper to taste
Whisk everything together until smooth
Taste and adjust sweetness, tang, and heat
Refrigerate 15–30 minutes before serving